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  • #31


    Ha, I forgot all about this crossover. It reminded me that I probably should re-watch season 10 before finally watching seasons 11 and 12....someday.
    People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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    • #32
      So Code Red is cutting ties with their best sales outlet, Ronin Flix, in favor of Dark Force. Fine, I wanted to cut back on my Code Red spending anyway and just make the rare purchase at Diabolikdvd. I guess there's always the *snicker* cartel store where he gouges you on shipping costs and sends your product after a month wait.
      People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Chex View Post


        Ha, I forgot all about this crossover. It reminded me that I probably should re-watch season 10 before finally watching seasons 11 and 12....someday.

        The video thumbnail looks like a Tarantino trunk shot. Lol

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        • #34
          Oh shit, it does! I never noticed that!
          People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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          • #35
            I'd like to take a break from my regularly scheduled horror movie database updates and quest for 1000 movies to give you this, my worst of the worst horror movies ever.

            It's not comprehensive; just from what I've viewed over the past 35+ years, 710 movies. Without fanfare:

            1. FRANCHISE KILLERS - Movies so bad, they ruined the franchise worse than Batman & Robin.
            WINNER: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
            I hate this movie like no other. It begins in a river for some reason. Jason teleports. Flashbacks that ignore a 25-year age gap. Most of it's on a boat. Vancouver. Jason drowns in the sewer. This movie is just awful. I wept for Jason.
            Runner Ups: Halloween: Resurrection (2002), Howling: New Moon Rising

            2. POORLY MADE SHIT - Am I even watching a movie?
            WINNER: Attack on Jurassic Shark
            ...looks like it was filmed on a cell phone. Special effects are laughably stupid. If you want a good take or review on this movie, check out Ihateeverything channel on Youtube. There are pornographic movies out there with finer acting and cinematography. I'm not joking.
            Runner Ups: Howling: New Moon Rising

            3. BORING AS FUCK - When does this movie start, oh it's over...
            WINNER: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
            This movie just goes on and on without every really going anywhere. Editing? Ironic movie, puts you to sleep.
            Runner Ups: ANY Paranormal Activity movie, Howling: New Moon Rising

            Finally.....

            4. THE ABOMINATIONS (Don't watch these movies ever. Are you listening to me? Stay the hell away from these flicks)
            WINNER: Salo (or 120 Days of Sodom)
            Kids getting raped and force fed feces? Enough said. Hostel & Human Centipede are nothing, complete jokes when compared to Salo, A Serbian Film, and Irreversible.
            Runner Ups: A Serbian Film (uncut), Irreversible

            You've been warned. Seriously, though... you should probably stay away from any movie listed in paragraph 4, as they are seriously disgusting and may strip away parts of your soul.

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            • #36
              With Ash Vs. Evil Dead now cancelled, fans have been trying to push for Netflix or some other venue to pick it up. Doesn't look like it'll do much good since its lead is done with the character.

              People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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              • #37
                Halloween Resurrection shouldn't exist.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Westin View Post
                  Halloween Resurrection shouldn't exist.
                  Would you explain?
                  People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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                  • #39
                    I have a theory, using only one rule.

                    1. Michael Myers was beheaded in Halloween: H20.

                    Similar to Dallas trying to resurrect Bobby in the early 80s with a dream/flashback, they tried to explain how it wasn't Michael in the ambulance (H20) at the beginning of Resurrection in a very weak/lame way. EMTs would have removed his mask and made the point moot, but let's ignore fail #1. Why was the EMT alone with Myers when nobody else was around? How did Michael knock out the EMT and crush his larynx when nobody else was around? How did he swap out clothes with the EMT so fast with nobody else around? Why didn't the EMT's partner not realize he was missing? What makes the EMT suddenly wake up and act EXACTLY like Michael Myers?

                    Way too much horse shit to swallow. The only explanation: See #1 above. Simply saying he cut out a tongue and switched bodies is just lazy and stupid. Fail.

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                    • #40
                      A new collection of all five Phantasm movies has been released, and it is dirt cheap. I think they have it at Wal-Mart for like $15. This is good news for most of us, since Phantasm III & IV have been OOP for a long, long time (too $$$). Fifteen bucks for all 5 movies is a great deal.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Monkey View Post
                        A new collection of all five Phantasm movies has been released, and it is dirt cheap. I think they have it at Wal-Mart for like $15. This is good news for most of us, since Phantasm III & IV have been OOP for a long, long time (too $$$). Fifteen bucks for all 5 movies is a great deal.
                        Great deal.

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                        • #42
                          I ordered the BD set in May or June of last year and it went out of print a couple of days after I received it in the mail. I'm not sure Well Go was only allowed to make so many copies (they had to collaborate with Shout! Factory) or if they underestimated the interest in it. Dang if that set doesn't go for big bucks. If I had missed out on it, I'd go for the DVD set for sure if not the Arrow release. The DVD set is so cheap that you may as well even if you only care for a couple of the movies. And damn if I didn't actually enjoy Phantasm III for the first time in all the many attempts I've given it. I'm still not sold on Ravager though. Maybe after another watch or two. I'm not against it or anything, but my last reaction is that of indifference.
                          People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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                          • #43
                            When on start working on the 25th next month and have some stable income I'll have to jump on that Phantasm deal, and I'm not even a huge Phantasm guy.

                            Anybody ever seen a movie from 2014 called 13 Sins? Watched it a couple days ago, I thought it was pretty good for some random movie I found on late night TV.

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                            • #44
                              Anyone else looking forward to the 24 hour Joe Bob Briggs marathon coming to Shudder this Friday the 13th?

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                              • #45
                                I was all up for it until I realized I'll be working 18 of those hours. >_<

                                Maybe I'll find the time to check out my copy of Disconnected finally.

                                On a different thought: With all the different TV stations that broadcast a certain type / genre of shows and movies (Comet does science fiction, LAFF is about five comedy shows), someone needs to establish Crown TV: 24 hours of Crown International Productions all day and night long. Fill in the commercial gaps with products on how to stop erectile dysfunction. BAM! A genuine money maker*.

                                *Generated value of only $3.50 or less.
                                People hyping up latest comic book movie to be the GOAT and I'm like "psshh, you guys must not have seen Bigfoot rip off a man's dick before in 1980's Night of the Demon."

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